Sunday, March 1, 2009

Apparently I'm not the only one who likes Super WalMart....

When we set off on our journey to PA, my friend Jen suggested that I "stalk" and befriend Kate Gosselin, who happens to live nearby. Jen and I laughed at the thought of a joint play date. Maybe it's not so unlikely after all. Take a look at who I ran into while at WalMart this Saturday. We were both buying Girl Scout cookies. And, true to form, she was quite bitchy and appeared put out by the whole spectacle she was creating.

Since I know everything about everything, I offer a few tips for those of you who don't want attention from strangers:

1.) Don't sign on to a nationally televised documentary about your life. Not so cool having to pose for pictures with Girl Scouts, but I bet the free plastic surgery and trips you receive can help take the sting out of it....

2.) Maybe don't implant 6 embryos after you've already had twins??? Just saying.

3 comments:

Jen said...

If you didn't put that picture up, I was going to use it, living vicariously through your brush with bitchy fame.

The Bean said...

Sadly, I watched the Jon & Kate episode where they bought their new house and I thought to myself, "Hmmm...that kind of looks like where I think Brett and Liz must be living". Except that their house is nice AND humongous. Sorry. Seriously, though...she's a bitch? That's disappointing. I'd definitely whore out my family for some free lipo at this point.

Chris said...

I have no idea who that is.. should I?