When we set off on our journey to PA, my friend Jen suggested that I "stalk" and befriend
Kate Gosselin, who happens to live nearby. Jen and I laughed at the thought of a joint
play date. Maybe it's not so unlikely
after all. Take a look at who I ran into while at
WalMart this Saturday. We were both buying Girl Scout cookies. And, true to form, she was quite bitchy and appeared put out by the whole spectacle she was creating.
Since I know everything about everything, I offer a few tips for those of you who don't want attention from strangers:
1.) Don't sign on to a nationally televised documentary about your life. Not so cool having to pose for pictures with Girl Scouts, but I bet the free plastic surgery and trips you receive can help take the sting out of it....
2.) Maybe don't implant 6 embryos after you've
already had twins??? Just saying.
3 comments:
If you didn't put that picture up, I was going to use it, living vicariously through your brush with bitchy fame.
Sadly, I watched the Jon & Kate episode where they bought their new house and I thought to myself, "Hmmm...that kind of looks like where I think Brett and Liz must be living". Except that their house is nice AND humongous. Sorry. Seriously, though...she's a bitch? That's disappointing. I'd definitely whore out my family for some free lipo at this point.
I have no idea who that is.. should I?
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